![]() > FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Minutes to launch- 60. > SLATER: Nine minutes! What? This is exciting. (Lana groans loudly) > ARCHER (weakly): Time?! Oye, muchachos! Agarrenlos! (Lana grunts) (grunting) > HOLLY: I believe that to be literally true. (Archer gasps, coughs) > HOLLY: Come on, even if you people hadn't lost 50 million bucks worth of our cocaine, you know way too much. Air strike on the palace is a go, and I suggest we take Calderón's jet. > HOLLY: Ooh, hey, what's our ride situation? > SLATER: Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to call in an air strike here. (Archer gasps, mutters) > LANA: You knew about this the entire time?! > ARCHER & LANA: What?! (Lana growls) (Archer chokes) (Cherlene squeals and laughs) (Archer chokes) Drop the act! He was in on it from day one. > HOLLY: If we don't spend it this year, we can't get an increase next year. > HOLLY: No, this was about our annual budget. We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they could buy arms from Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?! I mean, you even came to the house, where we. We've been trying to monetize cocaine for, like. Anyway, to buy the weapons, we needed to. He only had cocaine, but Iran was like, "No way. > HOLLY: Calderón needed weapons to fight the rebels, but he didn't have money to buy weapons. > SLATER: Yeah, airstrike, naval bombardment, amphibious landing, whole megillah. > HOLLY: Well, technically, they're mercenaries from Honduras and Guatemala, but yes. If you were going to invade San Marcos, then why have you been selling weapons to Calderón? > SLATER: Hey, Donna, we got a carrier group in the Gulf, right? > HOLLY: Well, the endgame has always been for us to invade San Marcos, so. Okay, Slater, I know it's a little sooner than we wanted, but. > ARCHER: Oh, did I mention, a tiger ate him? > HOLLY: Get that idiot Calderón on the phone! > LANA: Well, he's got it, and we can't override the launch sequence, so we've. Does the CIA know Calderón has a nerve gas mi ile at the palace? > ARCHER: I got certified as a doula, which, turns out, is not that hard. How do you even know what a Bishop Score is? > LANA: Shut up! (groans) But, hey, speaking of time. (beep) > CHERLENE: Twain! No, that's barges. If the CIA is backing the rebels against Calder. > HOLLY: When?! When did we talk about this?! > SLATER: I'm positive we talked about this. > SLATER: What? > HOLLY: What what? You didn't think that was something I'd like to know about?! > LANA & ARCHER: What?! > HOLLY: What the hell are you people doing in San Marcos in the first place?! > LANA: What do you mean, what do I mean? I mean that! I'm going into labor! ARCHER: What do you mean, your water broke?!
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